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ContentDisplay Untitled Document Shredded Similes, Mutilated Metaphors For your entertainment, more actual similes and metaphors found by high school English teachers from across the country in their student's essays. - He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. - The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine. - The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. - McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. - From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. - Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
Joke number 3820

Humor for the hour... (Missed one? View the last 48 wits of humor)

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Shredded Similes, Mutilated Metaphors

For your entertainment, more actual similes and metaphors found by high school English teachers from across the country in their student's essays.

- He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

- The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

- The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

- McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

- From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

- Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

Joke number 3820

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