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Things You Do Not Want to Happen at Your ATM- You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card. - You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card. - You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room. - You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken. - You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted"
staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted
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