1. Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before. (Intelligence: Where NONE of your joke writers have gone before!)

2. The undiscovered side of Banking: How to make deposits. (How to write clever, non offensive jokes!! We women DO know how to make bank deposits!!)

3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You don't need new shoes everyday. (THIS Woman has only 3 pairs!!!)

4. Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people. (Learn to keep your sexist opinions to yourself!!)

5. Nag Nag Nag - how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife. (I for one DO NOT nag!!! HE does!!)

6. An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit. (Apparently, to be an ArcaMax joke writer doesn't mean you have to have a BRAIN!!)

7. Man Management: Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game. (Man Management: Manage to do well without one!!!)

8. Personal Space: Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush. (ALL of my personal items are stored in a makeup case under my nightstand, leaving the bathroom space free and clear!!)

9. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you. (You mean like this LAME LIST??? It has NO value of ANY kind!!)

10. Communication Skills I: Tears as the last resort and not the first. (As you can see, I communicate VERY WELL WITHOUT TEARS!!!) 11. Communication Skills II: How to think before speaking. (That would be a lesson that MEN need to learn!! Not women!!)

12. What he really wants: Is buying the right razor blades so difficult. (My man is not so lazy he can't buy his own!! Oh, and LEARN to punctuate properly! I bet a man wrote this GARBAGE!! Ever hear of a question mark??)

13. Driving a car safely: A skill you can also acquire. (I am a PERFECTLY SAFE DRIVER with NO points on my license!!--Not to mention that most of the accidents I hear about were caused by MALE drivers who are too busy yakking on their cell phones to watch what they were doing!!!)

14. Real women drink their share at a party. (REAL MEN would not care how much a woman is drinking!!)

15. Telephones: How to hang up. (ArcaMax Publishing could not print the reader's response to this one -- this ezine is PG-rated)

16. Parking: Beginners Course. (Joke writing: REMEDIAL COURSE)

17. Parking (Advanced): Reversing into a parking space. (SEE ABOVE)

18. The Natural Habitat of the Towel: Why they prefer the floor. (Natural habitat of your unfunny butt -- ON THE FLOOR after someone knocks you on it!!)

19. Managing your weight: It's not water retention... it's fat.

20. Learning to cook I: Bran is not food.

21. Learning to cook II: Bringing back bacon and eggs.

22. Compliments: How to accept them gracefully.

23. PMS: Your problem... not his.